Cpr Comedy Lover Mugs

"Hey, you teach C.P.R. your way, and I'll teach it mine.'

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Life is for the birds.

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

The first car accident.

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

"You may now kiss the bride..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

Painting by the numbers for adults

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'