Cozy Time Lover Pillows

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

Body as Body Pillow

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

Pyjama party

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Holiday-Cancelling Headphones

Relaxing on a sofa

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

Biting Slippers.

'You'd better stop reading, Dad... you're making me sleepy.'

"Today's weather forecast, is very accurate."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Santa relaxes by Fire

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'I don't know what making partner means but anything that make YOU purr mkes ME purr!'

Beware of Old Lady Rolling Up Yarn

"Your 'winter slump' excuse is wearing a little thin!"

'Can't wait to see those green shoots coming up...'

Building society, savers rates -"Well, what shall we do with the interest, leave it in or withdraw it and buy a pot of tea for two?"

'It's Saturday morning, dear. Shouldn't you be isolated somewhere social networking like all your friends?'

"Excuse me while I slip into something more comfortable..."

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"

Death warmed up

Man uses the heater water to heat his kettle.

'Hey! It's winter! Either stay in or go out!'

'Boy, glad i'm not out there amongst all that driving rain!'

"One day you'll understand the joy of receiving socks and pajamas."

'Not more 'me time'?'