Cozy Morning Appreciator Prints

Lawnmower Spotting Couple

Police Feline Unit

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

Snooze buttons for cat owners

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

'Ah, business as usual.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

Relaxing on a sofa

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

'You'll grow into it!'

Sparklers

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

'Have a nice day, dear. . . no need to get up and make coffee.'

Bunny in People Slippers.

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

Bookworm Romance

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'Coffee, tea, or banana?'

Home is where you hang the lights.

John bought himself a new "Unfit" bracelet.

Make him warm and comfortable...

'I was sick and tired of weaving webs all the time: I buy fly paper now...'