Cozy Lifestyle Lover T-Shirts

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Born to be Mild.

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

The Big Tree

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

'I do like the moat.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

Hoodie

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

Satan in the fireplace

'The Big Kahuna!'

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

"On the other hand, my weekends are seven days long."