Cozy Lifestyle Lover T-Shirts

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Born to be Mild.

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

"Hedge-fund managers have to have something over their sofas, too."

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

The Big Tree

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"It's not that casual of a Friday!"

My Folks, dressed up like Eskimos

"I'm in no great hurry to evolve."

"Let me guess. You had it up to here with the world of business, so you packed it all in and started your own winery."

'No sweat shop'

'If I never get my 15 minutes of fame, I at least want a giant cutout face of myself.'

Just Married an Oil Baron

'I do like the moat.'

'The Big Kahuna!'

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

"We take pride in offering food that's simple, basic, yet absurdly expensive."

It's great, but you never want to buy the best house in the neighborhood. For sale.

Satan in the fireplace

Hoodie

A man opens his curtains to wake up his cats.

'I love money because it reminds me that I'm part of a larger community of capitalists.'

'I don't get out of bed for this kind of money.'

'Ah, look...it is Reynard, come to tell us about freedom.'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'I can't believe that you eat black caviare with every meal.'

'You have the kind of relaxed, can do manner that we look for in an office manager.'

Early Americans found it easier to settle the west coast, where natives were, like, whatever, dude.

I think the couch potatoes are going to make you their poster boy. Only if they send a photographer over --- I'm not moving.