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"Kitchens are my milieu."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"You're the lid to my pot."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Baker Romance

Reading the sports pages.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

James decided to stay in that night.

Wedding Chefs

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Get well soon!

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Love me?"

Tin Opening

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"I'm pretty sure your grandma's secret apple pie recipe is not considered an unauthorized classified document."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

"Butt cracker"

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."