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"Kitchens are my milieu."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"You're the lid to my pot."

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

Baker Romance

Reading the sports pages.

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Salt and Pepper

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

James decided to stay in that night.

'And a special feature on this model is the diet ice cubes.'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Man, I could destroy a chocolate donut with sprinkles right now

Get well soon!

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Wedding Chefs

"Talk to me. You have wounds. I have salt."

"We settled into the one-level after our hips got bad."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'He'll do the dishes now that I've attached an accelerator.'

"Are you as excited as I am?"

Tin Opening

Cook asking for her vinaigrette after recieving an offer from the dustman

"We'll have to eat out tonight - I misplaced the can opener."

"Love me?"

Bread maker, coffee maker, tea maker, pasta maker.

'Drat - the water purifier is on backwards.'

"Things were going along great with Greg and me, and then the 'Diceman' returned."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

Swiss Kitchen

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"Thing about human interest stories is, they always presume you're interested in humans."

"First thing when you get home tonight help me with the refrigerator."