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"Daddy's taking us out to buy a snowman!"

"This is nice, but I can't help but think we forgot something."

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

Swinging

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

Balloon Kids

Office pics on dinner table.

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Family members!

'But, Mom. Think of all the leftovers he can thankfully eliminate.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

"We'll start with the dessert menu."

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'What about you...you've been living here thirty years too?'

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

"He looks like you, and he isn't even born yet."

'I think dad is beginning to regret falling asleep on the beach!'

"This tea isn't helping – I'm taking a gummy."

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

It was a good idea to let the kids bring their friends...

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Let's open presents Christmas Eve AND morning. That way Christmas lasts for TWO days.'

"I tried being a stay-at-home dad. But I found out that being a stay-at-work dad is far less stressful."

Sliding Down the Banister

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'Daddy, what did you do on Armed Services Day?'

Family doing circus trick heading to the circus.

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

"I've seen 'Top Gun,' 'Raw Deal,' 'Short Circuit,' 'Cobra,' 'Invaders from Mars,' 'SpaceCamp,' and 'Wise Guys,' but in August I'm going to join Mary and the kids on the Cape."

"Edward! Where are our children?"