Cozy Evening Enjoyer Pillows

O Christmas Tea

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Pyjama party

Bedtime story.

'Let it go, Amy.'

Sparklers

Child huddled up in the cold, while kitten plays with a sun.

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

'I've only got two numbers to go on the bingo!'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

'Care to gaze on the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

The two friends

'I missed the ending - why didn't you wake us up?'

'Isn't this romantic? The wine? The candlelight?'

"Shouldn't he be lying at the foot of the bed?"

Drunk And Orderly

The Absent Friend

"The ball of wool channel? Who the hell signed us up for that?"

"Just another silly programme this Christmas."

Free Range Cow

My gran likes the crossword.

'It's the call of the mild. Can I offer you a milky Cocoa?'

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

"To us … or not."

"Normally I'd agree that sitting in front of a roaring fire one a cold winter night was wonderful...but you don't have a fireplace, Norman."

"I've finished shovelling and am for the most part satisfied with the results, but I'll rest now and look at it again in the morning."

"Sorry to cancel last minute—I was waiting it out, hoping you would."

Night Before Christmas

Santa Claus relaxing in a recliner chair watching ‘SLEETLESS IN SEATLE' DVD.

'Well, a tenner tip isn't bad but to be honest, I'd prefer to spend a night with the lady.'

CATNIP!