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"Oh, I'm fine. I just had to take a personal day to recharge my batteries."

Police Feline Unit

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Ah, business as usual.'

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'The early bird can have the worm as far as I'm concerned -- I'd rather sleep in and then go to McDonald's.'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

"It's days like this that make me glad I became a teacher."

Relaxing on a sofa

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

Reserved Parking

"Well, sometimes I'll just hang around and do nothing. Oh wait, that's all the time."

Gamers

'Don't just sit around all day. Go pollinate something?'

Cat Desk Organizers: In, Out, Eat, Sleep.

'Lethargy is a sign of depression? No wonder we sloths have never gotten anywhere.'

Sparklers

Clancy: Hard Work Never Killed Anybody

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

"Well, as usual, I'm toasty. . ."

"You missed breakfast and lunch and haven't left your bed so it's not worth you getting up now. Good night!"

New for Fall

"They both like to have their stomachs scratched."

"On the other hand, Timmy. Fear of failure has kept daddy from ever being seriously injured."

Bookworm Romance

'Buddy, I'll get stinking rich... yesterday, I took out an insurance against pneumonia!'

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

'Go back to sleep, dear. I've taught rover to let himself out.'

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."