Cozy Couch Potatoes Prints

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Love is when you watch television together.

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Clive used to be an astronaut."

'The anger management is working... tonight there were fewer veins popping.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Love is when you watch television together.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

"Er...nothing much has happened yet today...."

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'Och lye the news'

Succession 2

Tunnel of TV

"Would you get me a beer from the refrigerator? Just grab one of the cans on the top shelf. Come on, I do so much for you—all these years, the walks, the food, the chases... Come on! Never mind."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'The program is stupid, primitive, embarrassing, and boring. I want to buy a new telly.'

"You are still here."

'I don't do so much of the you-can't catch-me-I'm-the -gingerbread-man material these days...'