Coworking Mugs

"Non-traditional office space should be more fun."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

'Williams, we're not used to receiving such excellent ideas as these, so we'd like to tone them down a bit.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Staff support"

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

Polly txt speak

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

"It's clear to me that you want to go far with this company."

...And he calls himself the 'Green' Giant...

"In recognition of last month's little upward blip, I suggest we allow ourselves a spontaneous victory fist bump."

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I hate leaving work when I feel I could have delegated more.'

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Reach for the Star.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'No, your guess isn't as good as mine.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'