Cowboy Humorist Pillows

'Gimme something to wash down the taste of trail dust on my balls...'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'Could you tack my snow shows to the hoofs of my horse?'

"Every day is Pancake Day!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow writer.

Moo! OOM!

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

YAAY! Slam dump!

The Cud Food Guide

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

'Buck, the town's bein' attacked by tin cans! Sheriff's looking' all over for ya.'

Not at all O.K. Corral

'Serves me right for frowning.'

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

"You didn't shake out your boot."

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

A cow's bedside table.