Cowboy Humorist Pillows

'Gimme something to wash down the taste of trail dust on my balls...'

'Well, so much for our legendary ability to eviscerate cattle with surgical precision...'

'Could you tack my snow shows to the hoofs of my horse?'

"Every day is Pancake Day!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

Cow writer.

Moo! OOM!

(Maps to the Homes of the Steers) (Maps $ 100)

Cowboy Snowman: 'DRAW!' Two Cowboy Snowmen about to fight it out using their hot air Hairdryers

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

Grass: We lost some good men today!

"Perhaps it would be easier using mice?"

'I guess everything's okay, doc, two legs is showing, one out of each hole."

I've been doing sit-ups!

The Cud Food Guide

YAAY! Slam dump!

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Daisy had twin bull calves. How'd you do?"

'No cowboy's tough enough to handle Cookie's grub. Just ask Wild Bill Hiccup and Wyatt Burp.'

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

A cow's bedside table.

'I'm afraid to a horse a carrot is just a carrot!'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Trigger Happy hour 5-6

'Marriage is okay, I guess, but I sure will be glad when my wife learns not to starch my jeans.'

'So much for the sheriff who was going to clean up our town.'

"We don't say 'giddyup' anymore."

Not at all O.K. Corral

Feed & Grain. Credit Cards and E-Payments Only. Being a cash cow is tougher than it used to be.

'Serves me right for frowning.'