Cowboy Fans Pillows

Wanted - for cow rustling, gun fighting and high levels of starchiness.

Old cowboys never die...

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'Yee-haw! Ride'm cowboy!'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'Baby's first two-step.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

Young Gums

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Billy the Kid's in town!"

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Civil Howdy Pardnership