Cowboy Culture Junkie Prints

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

'Baby's first two-step.'

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

Western Outfitters.

The Not So Wild West

"Only one of us can be 'The Funny One'."

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Deep in the Heart of Texas: The Cholesterol Kid.