Cowboy Character Fan Prints

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

"You keep fumblin' with that bra, Cowboy, and you're never gettin' to second base."

The Cowboy Way; Doing the Right Thing

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

"Head for the carrousel! It's our only chance!"

"You funnin' me, bub?"

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

Young Gums

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Draw!

The Not So Wild West

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

Western Outfitters.

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Bunfight at the O.K corral.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Civil Howdy Pardnership

Louis L'Amour hones his craft.

"El muy mal perro"

"So long, Ma, I'm ridin' off into the sunset."

"Personally, I'd recommend something a little less formal for being run out of town."