
Cow History: July 20, 1969
Show off a love for cows with a witty and stylish t-shirt. Designed for cow collectors who enjoy wearing their passion, these shirts combine humor, comfort, and creative artwork—perfect for everyday wear or casual outings.
Cow History: July 20, 1969
'Stampede!!'
Her Poo-Fu is strong!
"Calm down! That was a massive fart, NOT a sneeze!"
Why Cows Leave Home
Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!
'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'
'I don't know...they all look like cows to me.'
Milking the Cow.
"You know that moon was passed a minute ago?..."
"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."
Mummy?!
Cow Pollen
'That hussy. She's always first in line for insemination.'
This is Roscoe, our first pooch
Chicken Coupe.
'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'
"It's lost all meaning in the steroid era."
Cow Pilot.
Timmy Works with His Pet Cow
'For the last time, Megan, she won a blue ribbon at the Imperial Valley Fair... I mean, my hands are tied here.'
Cow Wash Cycle.
Free Range Cows.
"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"
"No, I'm only interested in dogs and cats."
"Hold on - 1...2...3...?"
"Sorry, Noah, these are all mid-sized. You'll have to eat the leftovers."
Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.
'Oi! We're your nipples you idiot!'
'When a cow laughs real hard, does milk come out of her nose?'
Bovine Proctology Graduation
Cow has caught a frisby in his udders
Working from home.
'I know its natural and all but seriously...Get a Barn!'
"That's just UDDER NUN-sense."
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