Covid Rule Navigator Mugs

Coming out of lockdown

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Economy

Science and Coronavirus

COVID Road Map

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Man rides on a vaccine in a sea of COVID-19 molecules.

"Instead of days, my pill organizer is divided into months."

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

Pandemic-parenting

"So. . . now we know - being home is not the same as being home to be schooled. . ."

"Bad news. I've been fired! I was mouthing silent obscenities at the boss and forgot we don't wear masks at work anymore."

Casual Mask Fridays

Quarandating.

Dating... In the age of the coronavirus

'You must be one of Billy Covey's teachers.'

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

Vaccine Passports

"You're not allowed to plead 'no contest'."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

Young against old

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Socially Distancing Clowns

EASTER

Center for Disease Control. This is a great place to work --- but calling in sick is almost trouble than it's worth.

Omicron variant

'Do you remember when all we had to worry about was the menu?'

"The EPA is demanding that we come out with a new model that uses less energy."

"He was weak with the flu to start with and then the initial shock of the new tax code did him in."

Covid Response

Start of school year in Cuba

Loophole Closed.

When you fight the system, expect the system to fight back!

"No one's going to think that's a mask."