Covid Protocol Enforcer Mugs

Covidiot-sniffing Dog.

'We're not interested in loyalty,but we do value obedience.'

"IS this an unauthorised social gathering?"

'What you're asking me to do goes against my principles. I'll have to charge extra for that.'

We can't call an ambulance. He doesn't allow personal calls on company time.

Covid Vaccines

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

"OK...this season, I'm not taking any fooling around...we must have discipline! We must know the rules! We must respect the other team! But mostly...no yelling at the kids, or the coach!"

'Let's get a few things straight. No speed reading, no silly voices, no skipping pages...'

S&P 500

"Are you sending your people over here to smoke in my doorway?"

"Thanks again Prime Minister. I'll see you in six weeks time."

God and the Devil play poker

Superspreader

Would You like Some Coronavirus with Your Wealth?

A couple breaks the two metre rule

"S**t! I forgot the mask!"

"THe vice president here is now in charge of the efforts to control the coronavirus. . "

End of the World Sale Now On!

Coronavirus and family economy

Corona virus Christmas tree

"You're my top enforcer, Donahue, but I have to let you go. The word on the street is cultural appropriation."

"Sure I'm sure; it's science. Heat and light kills covid!"

"Oh boy! Have you guys picked the wrong time for first contact!"

"It feels like God has sent us all to our rooms to think about what we've done."

"Well, I think President Trump is doing a great job!"

Sports Membership Has Its Privileges

"No Sunbathing!"

'If you need any advice or guidance feel free to ask me, I've got a qualification!'

How To Wash Your A**

Flu pandemic precautions

Mantra For 2022

"I've got him well trained."

"We need to talk..."

"Stay that far away."