Covid Hero Pillows

Escorting Coronavirus to Hell

2021

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Dancing Doctor

"Let's consider an early dive."

Fighting Covid

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

Medical personnel give their hearts

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Fighting the Pandemic

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

Coronavirus Waves

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

"I could get used to working remotely."

'What's holding him up?'

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

Covid and Restarting School

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Covid and the Vaccines

Unicorn Working From Home

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."