Covid Fashion Gifts

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Curling your hair for no reason

Holiday Gifts 2020

Luddite Zoom.

Back To Nowhere Sale!

Bubbling

"Every time he elbow bumps me, he hits my funny bone on purpose."

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

"We have to work on our tan lines."

Social Distancing

"I'm honored to share my research at your virtual academic conference."

"Have you seen my onesie?"

"I'm like Santa, but for 'Season's Greetings.' Here, have a box of cotton swabs."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

"Working remotely is great. My coworker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

Christmas 2020

"The Christmas tree fairy is socially distancing."

A socially distanced queue

"Oh, I was just reminiscing... remember when Casual Fridays were something unique?"

Toilet Roll Prank

"I'm looking for a wine that pairs well with Goat Cheese, Gorgonzola, and my face mask."

Camping in new normality

"My hair is so unruly that it's threatening to become an angry mob."

"Right now, I'm walking the dog."

Covid-19 Hairdos

The loneliness of the social distance jogger.

Pandemic Fashion

"I've run out of topics, so you have to do the talking until the vaccine comes."

"With the hairdresser and dentist closed, I find social distancing isn't a problem."

"It'll be right there, I'm just putting the finishing touches on my grocery outfit."

"I know we're in lockdown-"

Vaccine Ready Classics

"I left my vaccination passport in my other hazmat suit."