Covid Comedians Gifts

"How about a hibernation. . . ?"

101 Uses Redundant Face Masks

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Fighting Covid

Distance to avoid contagion

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

Lend me your ears

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

The Official Covid-19 Diet

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Nonsense Poem

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

The Organic

"I find wearing a mask helps."

Viral Pathology Center (janitor finding three dead bodies)

They're behind me aren't they?

"I've finally finished my lockdown novel."

Attack Of The Guy From The Other Room

"This mask is a bit of a passion killer. . . !"

The trap

"We're gonna make, Rose! Keep washing your hands!"

Decontamination

Quarantine: Day Quinty-Neven

Dating in 2020

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"Yeah, don't worry about the smile; I'll just wing it."

I break for toilet paper

The quarantine self cut.

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

Social distance queue starts here