Covid-19 Milestone Pillows

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

2021

"Our war is against cancer."

"Let's consider an early dive."

"But he had a mask and I thought he was a burglar."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"I'm learning to live with existence."

This is not the time to be restructuring the NHS in the middle of a pandemic Mr. Hancock!

"I could get used to working remotely."

If Dr. Chan has a schoolteacher husband, a diabetic mother-in-law, twins in preschool, and a daughter who stays with her father across town on alternate weekends, and one twin and the daughter have colds, how many free rapid COVID tests are required to alleviate Dr. Chan's breaking-point levels of despair?

"With everyone returning to the office we've had to introduce some new protocols."

"Dammit Harold, you know I hate that mask!"

Covid and Restarting School

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

THUMBS UP FOR THE NEW YEAR!

"I fell in love with her. Then she mutated."

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Support Group for high heels abandoned during the pandemic

Sisyphus replaces himself with a COVID-19 vaccine.

"No Hand Sanitiser"

"Having all the kids at home is a big adjustment."

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Don't have a hot flush....

COVID Road Map

"Ah, bless. His first day at school."

Coronavirus

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

Working from Home

"Once this pandemic ends, I never want to binge anything ever again."

Dating in 2020

"Ummm, hold up a second, old chum . . ."

The Portrait of Dorian Gray after one year in lockdown.

To-Let Town Centre Map