Covert Ops Fan Pillows

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Elusive Shadow.

"Relax! I know how to make this look like a routine government surveillance operation!"

'Yes, sir. I could show you the menu, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Clown Hunting

Privacy Conference Security

'I don't know how it's being done - but someone's finding out our secrets...'

Spy reading secret service weekly.

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

FBI, 'Things are slow, Bensonhurst -- let's investigate the CIA.'

'Are you the one they call 'the silencer'?' 'Say no more.'

Undercover Agent

'And just how are we going to win if every time I buy a ticket, you eat it?'

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."