Covert Operation Fans Prints

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

Sign on Secret Service door: Could be out to lunch.

CIA - Incognito/Outcognito.

"3:14 p.m. Suspect drives to lakeside resort. Rents rowboat under false name. Tosses evidence into... wait, how do I tell anyone?" Topper: Undercover police dog

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

'Stealth broom.'

"You're doing great boy! Just don't bark."

Privacy Conference Security

Camouflage Paint.

Spy reading secret service weekly.

Heart bypass in progress.

Undercover Agent

“Sarge, could you please stop trying to hold my hand!”

'Damn, I've forgotten my real name.'

'Farkleson, you need a vacation — you've been lurking too hard.'

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

Hidden decorations = Covert operations

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'...of the peephole,by the peephole and for the peephole.'

"This phone conversation may be bugged, but only for training purposes."

"We just can't dumb it down any more Sir."

When mime artists travel to work.

"Here's our mission statement. Read it, commit it to memory and then eat it."

'I was recruited by the Government at University and then they spent a great deal of time and money turning me into a deadly weapon.'

"They can't see us if we don't move."

'C and A? I thought he said CIA!'

'Actually I'm not the queen - I'm undercover for the Daily Mirror'.

"I've got to go to the ladies' room. My wire is slipping."