Covert Collector Prints

"I bought this one behind my art consultant's back."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Elvis Presley

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

The Death of the Blues

Jeff Beck.

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Amy Winehouse, up in Rock N' Roll heaven.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Private Viewing

Monster Baseball

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'Music & Gym'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Art Garfunkel.

Neil Young

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

Ozzy Osbourne

Commando crashes into wall, instead of through window.

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Mick Jagger.

"I wonder what this was for."

Bob Dylan