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Melania Trump

'I don't believe it! The boss has given the redesign gig to Jeff Banks!'

'There is a fine line between chic and outrageous.'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Anna Wintour

Ladies Day

Remote control pirate bully

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

The height of fashion in 1796

Bear Costume

Haute Suture

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Silly wig.

"How should we divide the teams?"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

Useless add-ons.

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Reginald Bunthorne

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Ladies

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

A man taking a bow

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

"Halloween is the perfect time to land on Earth. Nobody will notice us and we can get free candy."

Drummer

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

Pirate

Why Poodles Become Killers

Vivienne Westwood

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'