Cousin's Wedding Prints

"Ed, are you eager to see all 75 pictures I took at my cousin's wedding?"

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Glastonbury. After.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

Computer Room.

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Is he talking yet? I was hoping he could help me with my new phone."

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

'Please tell me you're baby sitting?'

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I will study my speling words...

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'Well, now that I know he's the owner's son, yes, he's the best damned wine steward I've ever seen.'

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'