Courtside Dreamer Mugs

'I can't believe it, Bob Two seats for the NBA finals right on the half-court line!'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Fly Fishing

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Serenading

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

Converted Parking Garage

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

Fishy tail.

Summer's coming! Occupy Cornwall!

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Eric Adams Caricature

The Boy Who Wanted To Be A Lawyer - "Father Desmond, we need an exorcism."

You're my Statue of Liberty

Entering New York City - Check it out

"Usually when a person is stranded on an island, they make a grass hut. Apparently, you're more resourceful than that."

Get a rockpool!

"Real estate values soar, cute boutiques proliferate, fine cuisine abounds. These are exciting times to live in Hoboken."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

twist building

'Sometimes I think about getting away from all this and get a job as a cab driver in New York city...'

'Forget about hunting and gathering - I'm going to be a lawyer.'