Courtship Prints

"This is all very romantic, but I'm not in heat."

Lawn Tennis Lobs.

Romance

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"Will I go on a date with you?... Sure, why don't we make it Saturday, 18th May, 2086?"

Butterfly Mating Thing

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"That's very sweet of you, but I'm seeing someone right now."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

"Hey, no kidding! I prefer slow dancing, too!"

"Pretty Maiden where art thou?"

"It's not as easy as it looks."

"Hmm, Jill, hmm, Tuesday night is bin night in town, so, hmm, if you're free, hmm, no pressure, just wondering, hmm, would you like to have dinner with me?"

Romance Music

"When I kiss you the earth moves. Or was that just an aftershock?"

Online Romance

"I have bad eyesight and I'm tone deaf, so I didn't choose daddy for his looks or ability to sing, but because he was sweet and kind-hearted. . ."

"It started rather well, but then, you sang two wrong notes, so that's a fail in my book. Try again at the next mating season..."

Romance

Did you ever get that feeling in the moonlight?

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

"Now, Mr. Gerber, when I tell you something, I want you to promise you won't fly off the handle."

"She's still getting ready."

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Romantic Giraffes

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"Daughter complained about your tactics last night, so I'm referring tonight."

The course of True, Etc, Never Did, etc.

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

Mr. Stryver at Tellson's Bank

Sic Vos Non Vobis.

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."