Courtroom Interpreter Mugs

'The defendant and the witnesses were bad enough, but then the JURY got hostile.'

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

Dialogue

She - Interpreter - He.

'It's the essence of springtime. You're really enjoying it.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

'Boss, it seems like a friendly text, but you've got to learn to read between the emoticons.'

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

"To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol ..."

Signing the declaration of independence.

"Baldo, Gracie...you need to learn more Spanish. For the rest of the week, I'm going to speak nothing but Spanish, and Tia Carmen will act as your interpreter, OK? Tienen tarea?"

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

"I know you used to be our paperboy. That's why when you leave, you'll find your resume on the roof."

'You use the former when wooing your beloved and the latter during negotiations with your divorce lawyers.'

Orator translates in many languages.

"Send for a Prftgxrgplwtkn interpreter - case adjourned for a thousand light years."

"I think our daughter should change her major. She can now ask for money in 3 different languages!"

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Company spokespersons statement being interpreted into plane English by a second spokesman.

George Gershwin, Psychiatrist

'Okay, one more blog about the meaning of 'Alice in Wonderland' and then off to sleep.'

"You'll have to phrase it another way. They have no word for 'fetch.' "

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

Simultaneous translation.

"..and you'll also need Percy here, his interpreter"

"O.K., O.K., house arrest."

"I've come to judge some books by their cover."

Supine Court

The International Date Line

"Call the fire department!"

The New Surgery Interpreter was to prove invaluable

"I don't know cursive and you don't know emoji. I'd say that makes us even."