Courtroom Drama Lovers Pillows

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

What's Lady Godiva's name doing on the visitor's log thirty-seven times?

'Your honor, my client would like to plead not guilty due to the theory of predestination.'

'Considering my client's age, Your Honor, life could be a long time.'

Mohammed: Hero Drone Commander of the Pakistani Army.

'I'm groping for a snappy, Hollywood-style one-liner in answer to your question, your Honor, but all I'm coming up with is 'Not Guilty!''

"The allegations against my client have been devastating your honour, they've completely turned his life upside down."

"Could we just run that again with a more dramatic pause before sentencing?"

Trial by Media

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"We won!"

I love Lawyers

Sue the Author 3PM

"Judgement Day: Division Four"

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

Barristers

"Now that's a win."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'I think I'll become a lawyer.'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

"You can't plead cute."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'When you get up on the stand be sure to keep your answers short. A whole lot of barking will only frighten the jury.'

"#notguilty."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"I must insist on my lawyer present."

"I felt I could make more of a difference within the system."

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"We make crime pay."