Courtroom Comedy Enjoyer Mugs

'My brother was caught nicking luggage.'

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

"Since you have already been convicted by the media, I imagine we can wrap this up pretty quickly."

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"Not guilty?"

"Not guilty by reason of genetic determinism, Your Honor."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

"Why won't you cuddle?"

"Am I going to get my just desserts?"

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

Lawyer's secretary has in boxes labeled: Before the Fact and After the Fact.

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'The highest court in the land.'

"The witness will confine his 'Knock knock' answers to 'Who's there?'"

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'Furthermore, had a handrail been fitted to the wall , my client would not be sitting here now.'

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

'Oh, objection, objection, objection - what is it this time, Counselor?'

"The court granted me a new identity!"

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

'I didn't know it was a one-trip salad bar!'

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"I didn't ask to be made with seventeen grams of fat."

The hour of justice

Baby's first words.

"I object, Your Honor! This line of questioning is really weird."

"Can you hear me now?"

"I didn't consider it hacking. I thought of it as getting a sneak preview of their content."