Courthouse Gladiator Prints

Law School Sharks

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

Prize vegetables.

'Manager. . . Commander. . . Chieftain. . . King!'

I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

'Dog eat dog.'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'He works out aggression by bayoneting the leaves.'

They loved the presentation on competing in the marketplace.

"Everything's gone up."

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

'I feel confident about our presentation. If there is any blowback, don't worry. We're both wearing our flak jackets under our suits.'

"I know I should have gotten a cart, but I can't give up now."

American Football.

Biker Lawn Mower

'So far we're holding off overseas competition.'

Run, Mike, Run!

"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."

Football.

"Bye now... it's always nice to see you and little Tommy!"

"It's a 24/7 work culture out there!"

"I warned you before you bought it, John, that the plant is aggressive!"

'I'm calling you out, account to account.'

"Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until Monday?"

"The quicksand was corporate's idea. I wanted to fire you for going over my head. They wanted to send a message."

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Believe it or not, I'm sitting her watching the fights. Harry versus the crabgrass, the moles, the insects...

Punishment for the kicker.

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."