Court Superstar Mugs

"This seems like a good place to break, play a basketball game, them come back for the next session."

Exam

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'Yeah, I don't have trouble remembering my times tables, but I stink at algebra...'

"I got an 'A' - and all my research was from infomercials."

"What do you want to be when you blow up?"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I started a collection!"

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

'Between the school assignments, sports classes, and dance lessons, I hardly have any time to spend with my dolls.'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

'I have a math test tomorrow, Sir, and I could use a godsend multiplicationwise.'

Child stands on Math help books to reach blackboard.

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"So your agent doesn't like your lawyer, and your PlR. people don't like your manager. They all like you."

Healthy.

"I got the highest grade in the class, except the giraffe."

'I was going to text you an apology for medical negligence ... but my phone is in there.'

'Straight A's. That means good.'

'We don't believe a word of this c.v... And we'd like to offer you a job.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Is there a spin doctor in the house?"

'You didn't 'win' anything, just declared not guilty.'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"It helps to read a grade level ahead!"

Sports Lawyers

"I feel like I play better on clay."

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

'Miss Harrison said it's a better report than the ones you used to get when you were in her class.'

'Needless to say, discus-thrower Bill Nordlander went to college on a full athletic scholarship.'