Court Intrigue Lover Prints

Henry VIII and his Six Wives

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Bailiff."

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'Make him laugh, make him cry.'

'Your honor, I'd like a short recess so my client can make a run for it.'

Contest of wills.

"My client greatly regrets the incident with the carving knife. However, in her defense, 14 people were coming for Thanksgiving and her husband, who had just one job to do, bought only 8 rolls."

"Please accept the apologies of this court. You're free to go now, and, by the way, here's your DNA back."

Antonin Scalia

PARALEGAL, 'Hi -- I'm a paracriminal.'

"To indict or not to indict... No, to charge or not to charge... No..." "Don't worry. I know how this turns out." "Mueller's Hamlet"

"That's right, think of yourself all the time! I'm the one who will be losing a client for the next twenty years."

"Do I have to answer that? I wanted to sell all this stuff to the tabloids!"

"Your illegal pursuit of happiness has resulted in a sentence of life without liberty!"

'I had them watch Court TV all night for background.'

Lady Jane Grey

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

A convict escaping during the press scrum

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Disorder in the Court!

'I will not have the species card played in my courtroom, Counselor.'

Law Offices

'I think you have figured out that, with today's overcrowded prisons, pleading insanity will put you back on the streets..."

Attorney and killer bee.

“This daily metamorphosis never fails to amaze me. Around the house, I’m a perfect idiot. I come to court, futon a black robe, and, by God, I’m it!”

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

"Twenty years? What ever happened to revolving-door justice?"

A masterpiece was stolen from this space.

'We find the defendant guilty. Do you have a problem with that?'

"Your Honor, may I point out to the court that my client pleased guilty to wrongdoing, but not the evildoing."