Course Wanderer Prints

"Nasty slice you have but now we're on this course, we may as well switch to it."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

"I shop, therefore I am."

'Lost your ball again?' - 'No, I've got my ball. I've lost my club.'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Excuse me, but have you ever thought of play the mandolin?"

"Well, I have an opening in Cloverdale Mall ... let me hear you say Ho Ho Ho."

"This planet doesn't stand a chance."

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

Mall Directory: You are here, but your mind is somewhere else.

Canadian Canoe.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'I was hoping traffic would ease up after the polar ice cap melted.'

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'We're back. So how was your summer?'

Man sees where he's at and he's 'Where It's Not At'

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

I hate these flying fish

"They came up with a new class of anti-depressants that will inhibit compulsive shopping."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

'I'm doing this course on, the importance of moderation.'

'What did you learn at university today?'

Lacks Structure and Meaning

The 18-hole course is to the left and a 9-hole course is to the right --- Which do you want to play? I'll decide after my first tee shot?

Golfers lost on the road

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'Well, Gosh...! How did you know I was an incoming freshman...?'

Man struggling to row,

Hunter-Gatherers, North America, Late 20th Century

A Lovely Afternoon of Crazy Golf