Coupon Clippers Mugs

"Who gets the Chateaubriand with the mail-in rebate?"

Sale today - 50% off everything!

'It's okay -- I had a coupon.'

'My mom doesn't use recipes, she uses pizza coupons.'

Cut Price

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'My wife is going to kill me. All her shopping coupons are in that lost luggage.'

"The only thing that's not gone up is the pound."

Unusual Offers

'I decided to start buying food in bulk. I hope you're hungry!'

"The camera is mounted on your desk for a reason. There's been some paperclips missing, and we think you're the culprit."

"We'll make your wedding reception perfect, and don't forget you get a money-saving coupon for any future divorce parties."

'My wife says not to worry. She's convinced she can get me out of here with coupons.'

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Could you hold off clipping your coupons until I've finished reading the paper?"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

A Valentine's Day IOU Coupon

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'Do you have any coupons?'

Money clip liquidation sale.

"Do you have a dollar menu?"

'Darn, all these coupons are expired. We could have saved 50 cents on 9 cans of dog food.' 'We don't have a dog.'

'You realize, of course, there's nothing wrong with me. . . I'm only here 'cause of your 50%-off-first-visit coupon and I am not a serial bargain shopaholic.'

What You Came In For In The First Place And Forgot Aisle.

"So with 50% sale discount, plus the 30% early bird reduction, a 10% bonus for paying in full and a $100 cash back... we owe you $1.75"

"I've got a lot of stuff, a ton of coupons, and I pay by check, so all you behind me...get comfortable!"

'We must be nearing land. It's a discount coupon from the island's mall.'

"Dog food coupons! Dog food coupons!"

Time-Off Coupons

'See, money can buy happiness and I have a dollar off coupon, too!'

"I don't need one, Gracie. My shopping list is very simple! Things I have a coupon for and things that are on sale!"

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons that the dollar...'

'It's okay -- I had a coupon.'