Couples Retreat T-Shirts

"You never tell me anything. Keep up the good work."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Couple looking at the statue of Eros by moonlight.

Romantic Violinist.

Steamed Room: "Man, I feel so much lighter."

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

"We are doing something. You're just not good at it."

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Adam and Eve: Reconcilable Differences

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'

Beach flirting

Fully aware of the dangerous romance of Venice's canals and bridges, Gwendolyn approached this moment with a degree of caution.

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Taking Cupid on a holiday.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

Scurile travels

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"That reminds me. . . did you remember to pack the viagra?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Did you say psst?.'

'Shuck me.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Do you think room service could bring me an ice lolly?

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"The moon, the dinner, dancing. How could this night be more perfect?"

I'm carrying a Tiki Torch for you

Whale Romance

"When we get back to the cabin, I’ll open the Champagne, build a nice fire, and we can examine each other for ticks."

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Wow! Check out the moon."