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Backfire

Stand-up Romcom

"Bloody hell!"

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

"Is there a vegan option?"

Cat Hecklers

A man walks his dog wearing a cone.

"Britain's Got Talent is now in its tenth astonishingly brilliant year!"

'Yes... but is he a good watch dog?'

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

"Beware of the frog"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'He bought a donkey because he thought he might get a kick out of it.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

'When I said you could name your salary, I meant you could give it a name.'

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

Trump and the Gender Inclusive Restroom

Miami Mice

"Why can’t this count as ‘date night’?"

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'And you're sure you handed the baby to me?'

'Okay, I'm going to make the phone ring just once, and I want you to refrain from picking up. Bite the towel if you have to.

'Sexy...I love what you're doing with your ears.'

Mime walking dog passes some invisible dog poop.

"Is it 'Measure once, cut twice?' Or 'Cut once, then measure?' Or maybe it's..."