Couple's Communicator Prints

"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

Greg sleeps on the couch.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

"Janet, please. I'm calling the vet's office to check their lost and found. That's the last place I saw my nuts."

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'There's so little understanding. Why can't we all just get along?' 'Get a long what?'

Man with sticker on back reading 'Wife's point of view on board'

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

'Why don't we slip into something a little more comfortable...like the leisure section.'

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

'I'm sorry your wife doesn't understand you and yes, I'll be happy to see you sometime. Bring your wife along. I'm a marriage counselor.'

"When we get inside, remember to use your indoor whining and complaining voice."

"As a marriage counselor, I dealt with husbands and wives. Now I don't know what to call them."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.

'It's one of my many talents. I can not talk and not listen at the same time.'

"He answers back."

'Frankly, it was only when I came to work here that I realised there was anything missing in my marriage...'

"Both of you are still poles apart."

"We just can't communicate. He's emoticon and I'm emojis."

'I saw your smoke signal.'

'I'm cmng!!!'

'He's a man.. that's your problem.'

Everyone else has one. What's wrong, don't you feel self-important enough?

"Do you have to take your mobile everywhere"

"If you don't want me to sound like that when I imitate you, then don't sound like that when you talk to me."

"He was twelve when we first met. Now, he;s twenty one... Stone, that is."

Hello, crisis hotline? I'm actually feeling fine right now, but I know how busy you get during the holidays, so

"I don't want to treat you like dirt, but I don't want to lose you, either."

'What do I want for Christmas? - Didn't you get my TEXT?'

"If you could cut the flirting with Cherokee Charlie, the US Cavalry would be appreciative, miss."

'You're totally unreasonable.'

'Let's go to a cyber cafe where we can communicate via email.'

'Just because I don't believe in sex before marriage, he was under the impression that I believe in sex after marriage!'