Countryside Culture Lover Pillows

"This is nice. Just you, me, Buster and a landscape by Andrew Wyeth."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

Amusement Park Fun (Country Style).

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Walkers

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

Farmer and FIsherman

"You were the one who thought it was too dangerous to raise a child in the big city."

Get on with it!

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Farmers' Warnings.

"Relax. They're just crows."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

Cow and Milk

About time!

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

An English Gold Field

Home Sweet Second Home.

Modern Calamities. Farmer in the Dell. Do something Maw

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Today on Escape to the Country Emily & Oliver are looking for that special little property in the Cotswolds. So what exactly's going to tick all their boxes?"

Farmyard Sinatra - "Start spreadin'...Manure

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'The one that really gets them is a quick jab from the floor, straight back and out.'

This is probably the only time that Clem's name and the title 'Ph.D' will be used in the same sentence.

'It never fails. The mud's always one inch higher than my boots.'

'What a view! The motivational poster doesn't do it justice.'

Too posh for Alderley Edge!

The Scenic Route

Life is simpler in the sticks.

Horse Clean-up