Country Music Fanatic Prints

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Get outta here—I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die, too!"

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

Bashful in Nashville

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

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'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

"That was definitely mine."

"I'm putting you on country music."

'I'll never forget the night I saw you across the crowded room of a dusty ol' honky tonk.'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

Towny Music Night.

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

"What do you mean I eat as though I was born in a barn? I WAS born in a barn."

"It's bad, Doc. the voices in my head are singing country western."

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

A Modern Day Cowboy and his Horse.

Supply was out of harps.

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

Where the deer and the antelope play.

'The grass is always bluer to a banjo pickin bovine!'

'This next song is called Reindeer farts in my face all night.'