Country Daredevil Mugs

Bungee sodbustin'

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

I fart more than that!

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

100k Desert Crawl

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

"Fine, you win. I'll call a handyman."

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

"Great - really great - but I'd still like to get out of the house every once in a while."

'Almost done.'

Fitted Sheet:1/Human:0

"This says we're in an area of unpredictable movements of the earth's tectonic plates."

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

Flat Cap and whippet

'Good! And now - by simply shifting your weight - begin to carve a wide, slow turn across the slope.'

'What's the night life-like?

Rock Climber and Angel Selfie

Farmer with gun shots instead of flying ducks

The Moo-Walk

"She's at that age where she wants to know what pails are for."

Speed Limit 32ft/sec2

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

A leap of faith.

'One large cup of coffee, no cream, no sugar, and one oat bagel, plain, for ol' Comet here.'

Snow seat on skis.

Throw another hedgehog on the fire, would you pet?

OK Yah!

"It's been a struggle for Carlos to adjust to rural life, but now he's finally been accepted as the village idiot."

'Here it comes.'

Hitchhikers