Counting Devotees Pillows

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Church Restoration Fund.

"God, I love this show!"

Watching telly

Four Chanting Monks

Today's Sermon: We come into this world with nothing and we leave with nothing. Is there any chance of a bailout?

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Let's start a small group."

TV and man

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Curate talking to miners

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"See what we missed. . .? I told you that we should have gone to church yesterday!!"

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

"Maybe if we hold her under longer."

"And a source said let there be light."

"Warning! The following contains scenes of education ... viewer discretion is advised."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"we may need to buy you a new hula hoop."

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"