Counting Devotees Pillows

"He refuses to even consider getting an agent until our house has been on the market 700 days."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"There's an app that helped me finish grades 3 through 7. If you need me, I'll be in my room playing video games for the next few years."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't like the way the new pastor is looking at his flock."

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Church Restoration Fund.

Watching telly

Four Chanting Monks

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"Let's start a small group."

TV and man

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

Curate talking to miners

'Everything these days is influenced by television.'

"Maybe if we hold her under longer."

"See what we missed. . .? I told you that we should have gone to church yesterday!!"

'Chlamydia, that's a new one on me.'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

"After last week's incident, I'd like to talk about one of the lesser-known Commandments - Thou Shalt Not Heckle."

"And a source said let there be light."

"Warning! The following contains scenes of education ... viewer discretion is advised."

Adult Drawing Something Then Colour It In Book.

Vicar tells bride, 'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'There's nothing worth watching on TV, but he's not going to let a little thing like that stop him.'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

'Everything is confidential. We don't need to do scout's honor.'

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

'When you pray, does God have call waiting?'