Counsel Prints

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Your witness, Mr. Fusco. I would hope so, your honor

Do you realize that the only thing separating us is this gavel? If you're not careful, it will be the thing connecting my hand to your skull.

The correct expression is "May I approach the bench?" , not "May I approach the barn?"

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Look, you can only do so much!'

'The meaning of communinication is the response we get'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Licensed Therapist

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

America, are we learning anything?

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

'Do you think it might be possible that what you wear could be a contributing factor to your relationship problems?'

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Stepping on the gown never works. They run faster without it."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.