Couch Potato Scientist Prints

I think he's joking. "Placebo" can't be a real medical science term. It sounds like a funny name for a clown.

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

American Idle.

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"In da house"

'Whatever, crosswords are stupid.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

"I've decided to uninstall your personality and upload mine."

Happy Brithday

"I have a job! I'm an 'I reporter!'"

Working from Home.

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Mom wants us to spend 'Quality time' together, so don't blame me."

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

"Sometimes I wonder if it was worth all the trouble you went through to get yourself cloned."

Advanced Zen for Couch Potatoes: Earl becomes One with his Lazy-Boy.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

'It's really nice up here, but I miss all the negative political ads.'

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"We've lost the remote."

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."