Couch Potato Motivator Pillows

"I make sure he gets his exercise by hiding the remote."

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'She'll never look for me here.'

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"These few weeks off school have convinced me that I'm definitely a stay-at-home kid."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"There's the remote!"

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

"You have to start exercising. Running your mouth, skipping breakfast, and jumping to conclusions doesn't count."

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."