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'I'll never forget when we first met and goodness knows I'll keep trying!'

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

"Yes dear, I know lots of people have a second honeymoon. But we only got back from our first one last week."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Couch Potatoes

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

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It's hammerhead time

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"The doctor wants me to exercise more, so I need you to lift my feet even more when you're not vacuuming."

"Bird of paradise, my ass."

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

The inevitability of animal husbandry.

"There's the remote!"

Beware of Watchdog