'Gordorf, it's the fourth quarter. Get off your duff and wizard them a touch down already!'
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"I weaned Howard off TV sports with a 3-step program. First golf, then bowling, finally poker."
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"
"It's tough to get him moving, but once he's going he never stops."
"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."
It's hammerhead time
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"There's the remote!"
"I’ve changed my mind. I no longer want to conquer the world. I just want to conquer those two..."
'You're so sophisticated and witty...and muscular...do you work out? Why, yes, I'd love to come back to your place.'
'Maybe he'll start to move again after the world cup!'
"Yes, dear, we're caught in a cycle...but you can hardly call it a vicious cycle."
'I'm suffering from lethargy.'
"I got all my homework last night. Mom hid the remote."
"My doctor told me if I wanted to loose weight I should start using the stairs instead of the elevator!"
'Very good, Now ten more reps...and a one, and a two and ...'
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Man walks dog using treadmill.
'I don't think he's taking this fight seriously enough.'
"Bringing him a television from the 1960's has turned him into a cro-magnon rock potato!"
My brother in law, he gave us the shirt off his back, unfortunately he was still in it.
"Whay do they think about all day?"
"That's all very disconcerting, but at least you're allowed on the couch."
"I'm not sure what that feels like."
Aerobic Channel Hopping
"You wanna go for a walk? I'm gonna go for a walk. Do you wanna come? You have to move if you wanna come..."
Dreams can come true. Especially the boring ones.
Climber takes a sofa up the mountain.
"Instead of wasting time watching T.V. why don't you put up some Christmas decorations?"
Today is the first day of the rest of your life... then again so is tomorrow.
I love my TV.
"Unfortunately, solar panels don't energize EVERYTHING."
Bejing Olympics 2008
"What have I been doing all summer? Oh, you know... just sitting around... shedding."
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