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The Joe Whiskers' Workout

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

'He does lack social skills.'

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Homo Zapiens

Unconditional Loveseat

'Where does the teacher get this? Wilbur shows no motivation in class!'

Origins Of Evolution

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'My husband likes to have everything handy during TV commercials.'

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

'Where exactly did you get this 'Lifestyle Guru' from?'

'Well, the marriage guidance counsellor advised us to share each others interests, didn't she?'

"I'm SO lazy, I married a pregnant woman. . . !"

"Let's see what's going on in the world."

'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'

"Hang on, I'll get him for you."

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

"He's fine, Ma'm."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

InAction Figure, Couch Potato Man

Beware of Watchdog

Hey, I could get used to this couch potato thing.

'Now that I have your attention...'

'I wish to lose all excess weight.'

"The public's taste in entertainment has certainly changed."

'Making a To-Do List is on my Bucket List.'