Couch Napper T-Shirts

"So I took a little nap - what kind of malpractice is taking a little nap?"

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

"He's never up before eleven."

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

'Looks like we missed the chairman's powerpoint presentation, then...'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

I love thunderstorms!

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

"Maureen, A pillow."

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'