Couch Napper T-Shirts

"So I took a little nap - what kind of malpractice is taking a little nap?"

"Well, Mr. I-can't-wait-for -the -baseball-season-to- begin."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

Dog Park / Cat Park

Well, I see Wilcox is finally using his head...as a paperweight!

'Hm-m-m - it sleeps most of the time. I think it must be some kind of cat.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'I admit I was asleep, sir, but I was dreaming that I was working!'

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Sometimes, when business is brisk, I have to settle for no nap at all."

"He's never up before eleven."

Are you nodding yes, or nodding off?

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'

"We're going to try something new next Monday. It's called 'Bring Your Brain to Work Day.'"

No, Smith, that's NOT why they're called 'Spreadsheets'.

Man carrying crates of eggs about to step on sleeping dog.

The Off-Season

"Maureen, A pillow."

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

'Wake up, Jim. It's time for your break.'

I love thunderstorms!

Tomorrow's another day, he thought, unless I get lucky and sleep right through it.

"Time to spring-clean where I spent the entire winter."

"Oh, wow! 4:30!! I slept all day again!"

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

"It's your turn, Dear. I was up with him last winter."

Half asleep.

Foolish Sid turns to look, and is immediately tackled and devoured by the duck.